List of Ideas for an Informational Sequential Art Project

1. -How to make yourself more appealing to 
aliens choosing who to abduct 
- be doing yoga/downward facing dog 

2. How to untangle earbuds

3. -How to walk faster 
- have longer legs

4. How to play guitar

5. How to be straight edge 

6. -How to watch the "avatar the last airbender" movie 
- throw it in a burning trash can

7. How to fail a class

8. -How to pass a class 
- kill the teacher

9. How to avoid dying from a peanut allergy 

10. How to quit smoking

11. How to quit drinking

12. How to hang up a poster

13. -How to make money quick 
- rob people

14. -How to stare at the sun 
- have sunglasses on, pan out to see it's a blind person

15. How to be taller

16. How to do a pull up

17. How to ride a skateboard 

18. How to build a boat

19. How to build a boat for your dog

20. How to talk to animals

21. -How to keep your fish from dying 
- full bowl with fountain of youth water

22. How to tell someone you really don't like them

23. How to have the courage to leave the house

24. How to break your arm while already in a cast

25. How to float in water

26. -How to sink in water 
- wear lead shoes

27. -How to change the time on a clock tower 
- spin the oversized “back of clock” pointed dial

28. How to start using magic

29. -How to go to the moon without a rocket 
- be on drugs

30. How to wear a hat in a goofy fashion 

31. How to survive a sea bear attack 

32. -How to put a usb in the first time every time 
- jam it in anyways showing an error on the computer 

33. How to hang a skateboard 

34. -How to get burnt 
- standing by a campfire but then shows a comedian 
on stage next to you making fun of you

35. How to order steak well done

36. -How to order a steak rare and not look like a vampire 
- when everyone is staring at you wondering, you exclaim 
“extra garlic”, but then whisper to the waiter “no garlic”

37. -How to tell which walrus is a vampire 
- out of a large group of walruses, one has 
slicked back hair and smaller pointy teeth 

38. -How to listen to good music 
- turn off the radio and listen to an iPod/concert

39. How to wear 100 shirts

40. -How to choose the right engagement ring size 
without her being suspicious 
- chop her hand off

41. -How to use your hands more when speaking 
- be a ventriloquist 

42. How to bite off more than you can chew

43. -How to eat Gordon Ramses food for free 
- hide out and eat his trash

44. How to post bail without looking like a mamma’s boy

45. How to take someone else's parachute mid air

46. How to tell when someone is lying

47. How to avoid quicksand

48. How to tell your doctor you ate a sea monkeys 
package without looking stupid

49. -How to prove R.O.U.S.’s exist 
- acknowledge they don't exist and get attacked by one

50. -How to walk through walls 
- be the kool aid man / kool aid man teaching his kid